woahiero:

today in choir the starting note for sopranos at was the first note of black parade and every single time the pianist pressed it my head along with like three other people shot up it’s like this is some weirdass emo programming and we’re doomed to black eyeliner hell

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gaypos:

straight boys in high school

gaypos:

straight boys in high school

(Source: kevinsmithjorts420, via ehm8)

thatfunnyblog:

I love when the supermarket sweet talks me.

thatfunnyblog:

I love when the supermarket sweet talks me.

(Source: pseudofailure, via ehm8)

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biteme-derekhale:

marrowskies:

jimeatscake:

i love how the professor is like: whatever’s cool with me

because he loves his daughters THEY ARE JUST TRYING TO MAKE HIM PRETTY HE ACCEPTS THIS

The Professor was the best dad he’s just like “My daughters are superbeing accidents but goddammit I love them anyway”

(Source: bubbley-boo, via yuiselamor)

(Source: earthdad, via yuiselamor)

ohitroyler:

can i bring this back?

ohitroyler:

can i bring this back?

(via ehm8)

  • Me: *playing Tomb Raider*
  • Grandmother who is visiting for the weekend: Mind if I sit with you?
  • Me: *squirming slightly because there is gore and swearing in this game and my grandmother is a sweet old lady: Um, if you want to.
  • Grandmother: *sits* Thank you, dear.
  • Me: *continuing to play for about five minutes*
  • Grandmother:
  • Grandmother:
  • Grandmother: LOOK OUT THERE ARE THREE COMING DOWN THE HILL
  • Grandmother: THAT WAS POINT BLANK HOW ARE THEY ALIVE
  • Grandmother: OOOHH YOU MADE THAT EXPLODE
  • Grandmother: STOP KILLING MY GRANDDAUGHTER
  • Grandmother: KILL THEM KILL THEM ALL
  • Grandmother: OHHHHH YOU SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD OHHHHHHHHH
  • Grandmother: RUN RUN RUN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE RUN
  • Grandmother: OKAY NOW KILL THEM ALL
  • Me: *slowly turns to look at her* Grandma
  • Grandmother: *sweet smile* Hmm?
  • Me: Grandma oh my god
  • Grandmother: *more smiling* Well, hurry up and kill everyone else, I want to see you save this Sam person.
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Grandmother: Kill them.

the-best-of-funny:

lainabeatles:

ruinedchildhood:

Costco doesnt fuck around

What the ever-loving fuck

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