chronic-mastication:

Chicken McNugget appreciation

(via sniffing)

renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

(via jessicatheshriek)

socotic:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

(Source: socotic, via yuiselamor)

y10k:

I don’t throw the term genius around loosely, but..

y10k:

I don’t throw the term genius around loosely, but..

(via ehm8)

vanconcastiel:

Plot twist

(Source: wadewinstonwilsons, via yuiselamor)

kansama:

weavemunchers:

i wonder if china has fancy plates called america

image

(via fandumbsandfeminism)

gwenstafuckme:

It ain’t gonna suck itself

gwenstafuckme:

It ain’t gonna suck itself

(via dutchster)

officialputin:

white boys’ haircuts be like

image

(via d0nn0)

  • week 1 of friendship: this is a cool person
  • week 30 of friendship: this is a gay egg

ziakid:

when you dream about a fictional character you know youre in too deep

(via bedazzledspike)